Kayla on Dirty Dancing
“But girl, I ain't going to lie, I've seen better dancing from Olympic break dancers.”
Content note: explicit language.
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So of course they fall in love, and Johnny come back for the talent show, does a fake ass Chris Brown impression, and win everybody over with this iconic lift.
But girl, I ain't going to lie, I've seen better dancing from Olympic break dancers. But they want us to believe that all it takes is some slick dance moves for everybody to forget that Johnny ass needs to be investigated.
Because basically, the moral of the story is that if you can dance good enough, then it'll help fathers everywhere forget that you robbing the cradle. I wouldn't be surprised if this was R Kelly's favorite movie.
But nah for real, because I'm a need somebody to explain to me why the main conflict was Johnny being broke, and not why this grown man dancing with a baby. Heavy on the baby.
Girl, the only thing good about that entire movie is that it's about white people.