Kayla on Mean Girls

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Exactly as spoken. Tap a line to play from there. Contains explicit language.

Alright so boom. I moved to a new school and I'm trying to make friends whatever whatever. So then, out of nowhere, these three girls come up to me and ask me to sit at their table.

Now, unbeknownst to me at the time, those are the 'plastics' you know, the mean girls of the school. However comma, I thought they seemed pretty cool at first.

So we start talking, we start chatting, but then the main girl going to ask me about 'being from Africa.' Now mind you whole time?

Everybody that know me know I don't play like that, so I don't know what they was on. So then out of nowhere Regina, the main girl was like, 'so, on Wednesdays, we wear pink.'

Now I ain't even going to hold you it was a Thursday when she said this. But they was all wearing pink, so that's what had me confused.

But I didn't think much of it and moved on with my day. So, I go to my math class, and guess what? I've got some fine shit sitting behind me.

So I started chatting with him, whatever whatever. Now whole time, though that was Regina's recent ex. So fast forward a couple weeks and Halloween comes up, and Regina is trying to help me figure out what to wear.

Now come to find out, she was playing games trying to trick me so she could get back with her nigga that's clearly feeling me, but even then, her nigga still want me.

So now this bitch mad at me and so then she going to walk up to me talking about how 'I'm a homeschooled jungle freak' and how I'm 'a less hot version of her.'

So now I'm like, riddle me this then bitch If you supposed to be all that, well then why your nigga still want me then? So long story short, I really do feel bad for the girl, because she ended up getting hit by a bus and ended up in the hospital and everything.

But for real for real, that was her fault anyway because I still don't know why she was standing in the bus lane right after school let out because whole time she knowing the bus driver be driving crazy as hell.

But, I digress. Now, I said all this to say— girl, never change schools in the middle of your senior year.